Weird Dreams 2

Faithfully recorded by (points below)

to be as true to the original copy as possible
Source:My platoon mate

Settings: In the guardroom at the middle of the night exchanging stories

Happened when I was slacking away sleeping in one corner when doing guard duty. In the 15 min rest, I dreamt about ...."

' Was walking down the parade square with Weiyang (another guy), doing the usual rounds. Then I spotted a black figure around 100m away. As I approached the place, it looked disturbingly bear-like.

At about 50m away, the grizzly bear suddenly charged at us. Nonetheless, I was thinking about the handbook about (normal)intruders. Was considering whether I should shout "Stop, stop, stop or I will shoot" while the bear happily charged at us. (it starts to get ultra weird here).

25, 20, 10m. Suddenly, the bear stood up on its hindlegs. I was stunned when I saw that it had a rocket launcher slinged on its shoulders aiming at me!!. (with an evil grin to boot) Panicking, I tried to load the rifle but I experienced IA !@#$%^&*(army term for cannot fire)....Then I dunno what happen. I was woken up by (the blogger)

What a weird dream.