Marriage jokes (negative)

A laughter a day keeps a doctor away...hence, here is it again. =D. Enjoy.

• Marriage=Love

  
  

Love=Blind

Therefore, by Mathematical Induction, Marriage=Institution for the Blind.

• Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the 3rd year, both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

• Love is one long sweet dream....and marriage is the alarm clock.
• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want and when you see what the other person has, you wished you had ordered that instead.
• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why....
• 80% of married men cheat in America.......the rest just cheat in Europe.
• It's not true that married men live longer than single men; it only seems longer.
• They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
• Son:How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Dad:I dunno son, I'm still paying for it.
Son:Is it true dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Dad:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing--either the car is new or his wife is.