Lame Jokes of the Day

Here's some jokes I heard from my younger sis, when she was travelling eastwards. Courtesy of some lame RJ people together with a group of friends from other JCs:
Joke 1:What does Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Answer: Wasabi ! (Wassup B?)
Joke 2:Which gas makes you want to vomit?
Answer: O2 (say in Chinese)
Joke 3:What does the clock say when the owner throws him out ?
Answer:Time really flies.....
Joke 4: One day Master asks a dog Minton to fetch the newspapers. The dog refused.
Then the owner says: Bad Minton.
Joke 5: Why are ions expensive?
Answer: Coz they have charges $$..(this is really lame..-.-')

My sis happened to have my illegally smuggled out RJ prelims fullscap in her bag. Pretending to look like a "nerd like me", she took out that piece of green paper. Sure enough, whispers were heard, "Hey..she's from RJ one" Those RJ jokers looked at her suspiciously, with "are you sure you are from RJ type?" eyes. Many more jokes were cracked, just that only the more significant (or rather on the flip side, lame) were remembered.
Laughter is the best medicine, go find jokes and make yourself happy. Heard that the Desert Rose likes lame jokes a lot. Shall one day tell her a joke a day and make her happy. :)