Darth Vader Vs Lord Voldemort
What happens if we pit the two biggest fictitious villians against each other?Which/who will emerge as Primero Evil? Now presenting to you....Celebrity Deathmatch!
10 reasons why Darth Vader will triumph over Lord Voldemort:
- Darth Vader just kicks ass with his ultra sleek black gear. Lord Voldemort as you last recall was wrapped like an ugly baby in a bag (harry potter 5). Not exactly a good way a villian should emerge from the ashes.
- Vader's mechanical breath makes asthmatics look cool. Mention it to any technogeek and he will quiver with excitement at the sound of his breath."Heave, Breath"
- The whole Star Wars saga IS about Darth Vader. Lord Voldemort is just there to irritate the hell out of Harry Potter and his Weasley gang.
- Voldemort sounds disgusting (think vomit). Its akin to a swear word in the wizard world. Who likes his name to be a swear word?
- Voldemort is just an ugly old mug that goes around "avadra kedavra " everyone with his puny magical wand of his. In contrast, Vader can slice people up with his lightsabre. If his sabre fails, he can always use the Force, e.g. choke people.
- Vader was actually handsome enough to have a wife. (used to, now she's a goner). Voldemort is a bachelor in waiting. (as if anyone wants to marry him)
- Vader was actually the father of our main hero Luke! That spices up the whole deal. I can't imagine Voldemort saying, "Harry, I am your Father!..."
- Vader wiped out almost the whole Jedi Order (save two). Voldemort can't claim the credit of almost killing the whole wizardry world.
- Darth Vader was actually a good Jedi Knight that loved his wife so much that he became twisted. Voldemort was just pissed off with the whole world because his father abused his mother. Vader still had some good in him.
- Did I mention the black insect exoskeleton of Vader looks so much cooler than Voldemort's outfit?
If you actually bother to read this, you have just read through the random thoughts of a very bored mind.